Had a bad day
(Hit ze wife)
Just found out your dad is gay
(Hit ze wife)
Hook-job wants you make pay
(Hit ze wife)
You don't know what to say
(Hit ze wife)

Acne on your wang
(Hit ze wife)
Popping when you jack it cumming
(ooo, Hit ze wife)
Hasslehoff just past away
(Hit ze wife)
No more heroes left today
(Hit ze wife)

Oh, because when your dinner is cold
You know it's never your fault
The answer is always assault
Oh, when your ice cream is melting
You know you must take a belting
Give zat brown eye a good welting

Feeling threat of pride
(Hit ze wife)
Made bad choice on choosing bride
(ooo, Hit ze wife)
Why your porn you have to hide?
(Hit ze wife, hit ze wife)
Wonder why our love has died
(Hit ze wife)

Oh, because when your dinner is cold
You know it's never your fault
The answer is always assault
Oh, when your ice cream is melting
You know you must take a belting
Give zat brown eye a good welting

Tell z doctor
(I fell down the stairs)
Or tell z police zat
(The dog attacked me)
Tell your family zat
(I slipped in the shower)

You're making excuses all z time

Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife

(Butt Funnel does not encourage domestic or international violence)