Zis song is about someone you may know
His name is Jesus, Jesus Christmas

Silly Jesus, come down from zat cross
Silly Jesus, you are not z boss
Yilly Jesus, please forgive my sin
Silly Jesus, how do I begin?

It's always starting out as a night on z town
Soon he dropping trou and boxing dracula

Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing

You're always turning water into wine
You have a problem that you're still denying
Drunk and always bragging of your miricles
Pull up your pants
I don't want to see testicles

Silly Jesus, you're too drunk too drive
Give me those keys you will not survive
Do it again and I will taddle tale
You owe me money
I will not put up your bail

Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing