3½" Floppy

by Butt Funnel

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1.
Tomaters 00:52
Y'every time your wife picking taters
2.
BFF 03:57
When I'm taking you to lunch You making order on poo-poo platter We both really loving horses A LOT! Common interests make not matter When we loving Opa's big beef batter Our friction is electic Our friendship is eccentric Your friendship means a lot to me now You silly Americans You scream "sausage fest" like it is bad thing German boys like jumping with ze wurst rope A LOT! Our friction is electic Our friendship is eccentric Your friendship means a lot to me now
3.
Pizza Party 02:43
Oh please gimme zis one wish I want to have some of your deep dish, yeah No choppingz toppingz There ain't no stoppingz But your pizza I will be popping, yeah PIZZA! PARTY!!! Triple decker! It's very good! Extra sausage! This is understood! Stuffed crust! It's very nice! You will die if you eat the last slice! PIZZA! PARTY!!!
4.
Booted up mein Rocketmail™ Then I see significant .jpg 42 kilobytes, it should only take 14 minutes to downloadz What I see brings tears to eyes, Ze tip like tropical treetop Sunshine on ze base I can see ze face of painter Roland Jungtorius Pixelated Pubic Dresing, Penis forest camping voyage, Sandcastle scrotum village You giving me such a great gift when you drew my... ...penis, I almost cried, Did you use thin brush? Did you use spray feature? When I seen zis, brings tears to eyes I can see Thor's helmet Make not use ze undo feature Where did you get MS Paints? Yermany still only use Sketchpad, on six floppy disks, boot it up at night it will be ready by morning You are such very good friend You would only do zis for me, Wait a minute! What is zis? Off in ze mist...you also drew Heinreich's sister?!?! Pixelated Pubic Dresing, Penis forest camping voyage, Sandcastle scrotum village You giving me such a great gift when you drew my... ...penis, I almost cried, Did you use thin brush? Did you use spray feature? When I seen zis, brings tears to eyes I can see Thor's helmet Make not use ze undo feature Penis, Penis, Penis, I can see Thor's helmet, make not use ze undo feature
5.
I'm going to sneak into your alley tonight I hope I fit because your alley seems tight I promise zis time not to fly my brown kite I'm coming quickly so don't put up no fight WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT FLY YOUR BROWN KITE! WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT FLY YOUR BROWN KITE! WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT FLY YOUR BROWN KITE! WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT FLY YOUR BROWN KITE! Your plank is creaking on ze poop deck tonight I sneak a peak because ze timing seems right Your big brown flag is flapping to my delight But your dirty pilgim sure did give me a fright WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT FLY YOUR BROWN KITE! WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT FLY YOUR BROWN KITE! WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT FLY YOUR BROWN KITE! WIPE-WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!
6.
It pretty hard to tell ze world hows I feels About ze joy of listening to Catherine Wheels They made me hard but I cannot express myself through dirty zex I think I find something else Express yourself with... Express yourself with... Jump Dance and SuperTrain Ferment came out in '92 and where were you? Listening to ze Chieftens und ze Sister Souljah whiles you screw You came around when Chrome came out in '93 Rob Dickenson makes pants so tight with melody Express yourself with... Jump Dance and SuperTrain Rob Dickenson was key figure in civil rights movement And ran ze underground railroad Ze name Catherine Wheel comes from Katharine Hepburn and Wheel of Fortunes Zay invented ze concept tools of FX pedals und zay also invented ze world's first suppository... anal Jump Dance and SuperTrain
7.
Out of ze jelly No essentila oils Can't find ze syrup Where is all ze dial soaps? No astro glide No shower gel No whip topping from ze Hy-Vee In this time of desperation I must take some liberties I stole ze butter From my mutter She came in screaming as I was creaming She kicked me out I will be leaving But I'll be taking Ze butter with me I am sorry, mom I never meant to hurt you I never meant to steal I never meant to goo you Living in a park Sitting on a bench In ze back of an empty Burger King But ze dumpster has french toast stick And sometimes even onion rings And I'm homeless now But at least I have ze butter with me II stole ze butter From my mutter She came in screaming as I was creaming She kicked me out I will be leaving But I'll be taking Ze butter with me And I'm homeless now But at least I have ze butter with me
8.
Dressed up at ze high school dance Request my favorite song by Amy Grants I meet a girl with big sweaty hands She took ze lead and we started to dance She looked into my eyes And grabbed me by ze tie And said she wanting to kissing me But then ze chaperons ran in screaming And then the sprinkler system went off WHAT HAPPENED? I guess zey found a pube on z dancefloor Someone said zey found a pube on z dancefloor Apparently zey found a pube on z dancefloor Und Mitch said zey found a pube on z dancefloor I tried to tell them it wasn't my pube Their accusations were not true That girl with ze big sweat hands She never called me again I got depressed and I dropped out of high school And my friends stopped taking to me Ze fucking pube, it ruined my life Now I don't believe in god and I carry a knife Rumor has it theres a pube on z dancefloor I'm sure zey found a pube on z dancefloor I bet zey found a pube on z dancefloor Zey speculate zey found a pube on z dancefloor I know zey found a pube on z dancefloor Ze janitor found a pube on z dancefloor Sometimes zay find z pube on z dancefloor Without a doubt they found a pube on z dancefloor
9.
If your love was disease I would get it If my heart was a bed You would wet it I tried to please you Jumping through all ze hoops But you just laugh at me and shower me with your brown soup You say you love me, hate me, can't we endz zis Thats when I think you're liking me Zats when I smell poop Shart on my heart Now I've got brown juice running through my veins Shart on my heart If she lays a juice mouse it will take my pain away The way you treat me girl I don't forgot it Love is like a colon Don't upset it I can't believe you every time you start to cry I'd never lie to you, believe me, look in my brown eye You broke my heart, you shart, we fart, your steaming minx are finite This is ze last time you dump me in your used diaper cart She shoulda find and cha show mah nah?? Under a shed in the fruit??? I know a guard and a freed it die?? Do this aahh did the fruit?? AW YEAH!! AW YEAH!! HEY! AAYYYY!!! Shart on my heart Now I've got brown juice running through my veins Shart on my heart If she lays a juice mouse it will take my pain away
10.
Bigunz 03:00
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba She has ze largest bed In ze dark I stumble and I bump my head Now she pulls out a flashlight from my big sticky room Now I'm diving head-first into ze bottomless hole Bigunz are ze answer Secret dirty dancer Hefty is ze answer Growing like a cancer What started a joke has turned into obsession I have to cross your border to obtain your hidden weapon Of mass destruction, painful suction Your bariatric --- cover up your poop shoot Dirty dozen --- Bake me in your XL oven --- I'll have a second helping so your bigunz you should pardon Bigunz are ze answer Secret dirty dancer Hefty is ze answer Growing like a cancer Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba
11.
Baby let me be your beef thermometer I can tell you when yous ready Take your temperature I put me in your roast when your roast is close to done Baby call me on ze pager We can make some fun Make some fun Welcome to mein office Please removing of your pants It is time for checkup Time to make ze anus dance My thermometer is clean I just rubbed it on some plants Be glad you make appointment at least three months in advance Dip it into ze tip of z schwanson Get it in there good We be checking of ze meat We make temperature from heat Put your legs in ze stirrups on ze bed My assistant will shave your pubis hair Put your legs in ze stirrups on ze bed My assistant will shave your pubis hair We be checking on ze meat We take temperatures from heat We be checking on ze meat ze meat ze meat yeah COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
12.
I need to do ze work I need to get zings done I find it hard to do Zers zomething else more fun Wait, don't wait Procrasterbate I need to pay ze bills I need to mow ze lawn I need to brush z teeth But there is something wrong Wait, don't wait Procrasterbate It did not take too long You see we have more song It not too hard to do Oh no, it time again We wait, don't wait Procrasterbate

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This album will be available for download on July 27th, 2012.

Produced und Engineered by Wolf Hardenhousen
Assisted Engineering by Mitch Fuchs-Muckenfuss

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released July 27, 2012

Butt Funnel is:
Fritz Bumskwurtz: Boom-boom Strings
Hans Franzschwanz: Boom-booms
Ingwer Hodensack: Ivory Tickler
Dirk Panache: Voakals, Gitars
Stanoshpha: Voakals, Gitars, Pudding Machine
Zastovia: Voakals

Besonderer Dank gilt den Projection People. Und den Freaks auf der Hung-Low Bar & Grill. Auch wir werden danken Frau Johnson und die andere Frau Johnson. Wir lieben Frau Johnson eine ganze Menge. Alles Gute zum Tanzen! Gehe Tanz und super Zug!

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