Subliminal Boner

by Butt Funnel

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released September 28, 2008

All tracks wrote by Butt Funnel
Produced und Engineered by Wolf Hardenhousen
Additional Production on "Hit Ze Wife" by Stanospha
All Songz Taped at Glass Studios in Bonn, Germany
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Track Name: Filthy Americans (Like2Dance)
We make the music you are liking fuck
You have your Justin Timberlake and your Beyonce
You've stolen all of our panache
And your grandfather's tap shoes
You try so hard but you're a xerox copy


You really like you dance
You filthy Americans
You really like to dance-dance
You filthy Americans

We landed on the moon before you
We dance the dance of moon delight
You people try to rape our glory
The moon is ours you filthy shit sack

You really like you dance
You filthy Americans
You really like to dance-dance
You filthy Americans

You think we like shit porn just to sell it to you?
You piggy-pigs need your food
Here's a spoonful of poo-poo-poop-shit

You really like you dance
You filthy Americans
You really like to dance-dance
You filthy Americans
You really like you dance
You filthy Americans
You really like to dance-dance
dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance...
Track Name: Humans Are Not Not Animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals

So you want to know z truth
The people pee-pee and they poo
Just like the doggies in the yard
And sexy monkeys in the zoo
You see the shiny, bright white ass as you wonder by
The sweaty python in you shorts you can not deny
Still you try
To non not be an animal

Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals

You look for answers in the book
But if only you would like
It's a movie santa don't teach in your science class
It's a horse with a girl and she takes it in the...

Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Track Name: We Have Your Babies
Once you take a whiff of the atmosphere
You will know that you're in Germany
Sticky, slimy room zat we call their tomb
Roll out z babies on a cot with brat

We have your babies
They are dressed in disguise
We have your babies
We keep them on z side

Check your oven for a bun
Make sure it is not burning
Check the celsius of your convection
It is the artifact of erection

We have your babies
They are dressed in disguise
We have your babies
We keep them on z side

No use for a rain coat
We will throw them in z trash
Don't bother calling
We will be hiding from responsibility
You should check your pee
Track Name: The Skidmark Memoirs
Zis is part of z skidmark memoirs
Ziz is part of z skidmark memoirs

oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!

It's z smell
Is it wafting oftward?
If it did do you know which way it went?
I cannot find it

oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!

Zis is not part of my fantasy

oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho

La-la...
Track Name: Who Turned On The Pudding Machine?
You don't know what to say
You don't even have a face
Go make some pudding
Go eat some pudding

You don't know what to say
You don't even have a face
Go make some pudding
Go eat some pudding

And when you're looking at z recipe
You don't even have z ingredients
Do you, punk?

You don't know what to say
You don't even have a face
Go make some pudding
Go eat some pudding

And when you're looking at z recipe
You don't even have z ingredients

Who turned on z pudding machine?

You don't know what to say
You don't even have a face
Go make some pudding
Go eat some pudding

And when you're looking at z recipe
You don't even have z ingredients
Do you, punk?

Who turned on z pudding machine?
It was me!
Track Name: Silly Jesus
Zis song is about someone you may know
His name is Jesus, Jesus Christmas

Silly Jesus, come down from zat cross
Silly Jesus, you are not z boss
Yilly Jesus, please forgive my sin
Silly Jesus, how do I begin?

It's always starting out as a night on z town
Soon he dropping trou and boxing dracula

Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing

You're always turning water into wine
You have a problem that you're still denying
Drunk and always bragging of your miricles
Pull up your pants
I don't want to see testicles

Silly Jesus, you're too drunk too drive
Give me those keys you will not survive
Do it again and I will taddle tale
You owe me money
I will not put up your bail

Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
Track Name: Temporary Wienerhousen
She has something she trying to hide
It's a place where wieners of the past reside
She's got a secret keeping secrets
Got a secret keeping screts
Got a secret keeping secrets
She's got a secret keeping secrets
Got a secret keeping screts
Got a secret keeping secrets

Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

She has stolen your manly fire
But the jokes on her coz you left some goo
She's got a secret keeping secrets
Got a secret keeping screts
Got a secret keeping secrets
She's got a secret keeping secrets
Got a secret keeping screts
Got a secret keeping secrets

Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

Fresh
Hot
Now listen to me baby
I don't even care if you're a hooking
You keeping secrets
Can't you see I'm down on knee
For y-- us?

Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Track Name: Bigfoot
Bigfoot!
Track Name: Hit Ze Wife
Had a bad day
(Hit ze wife)
Just found out your dad is gay
(Hit ze wife)
Hook-job wants you make pay
(Hit ze wife)
You don't know what to say
(Hit ze wife)

Acne on your wang
(Hit ze wife)
Popping when you jack it cumming
(ooo, Hit ze wife)
Hasslehoff just past away
(Hit ze wife)
No more heroes left today
(Hit ze wife)

Oh, because when your dinner is cold
You know it's never your fault
The answer is always assault
Oh, when your ice cream is melting
You know you must take a belting
Give zat brown eye a good welting

Feeling threat of pride
(Hit ze wife)
Made bad choice on choosing bride
(ooo, Hit ze wife)
Why your porn you have to hide?
(Hit ze wife, hit ze wife)
Wonder why our love has died
(Hit ze wife)

Oh, because when your dinner is cold
You know it's never your fault
The answer is always assault
Oh, when your ice cream is melting
You know you must take a belting
Give zat brown eye a good welting

Tell z doctor
(I fell down the stairs)
Or tell z police zat
(The dog attacked me)
Tell your family zat
(I slipped in the shower)

You're making excuses all z time

Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife

(Butt Funnel does not encourage domestic or international violence)
Track Name: Wieners In The Moonlight
We are wieners in the moonlight
You may tell us to do good will
Every song has a meaning
Zis one is about your penis

We are wieners in the moonlights
The shadow it casts will leave you in darkness
The only escaping is you must succumb
The the fragrance of a boner

You sneak up into my bedroom
With your stories of KY confessions, infections
I don't know what happen when anus attacks
But your subliminal boner give me enough of what I'm needing tonight