Subliminal Boner

by Butt Funnel

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1.
We make the music you are liking fuck You have your Justin Timberlake and your Beyonce You've stolen all of our panache And your grandfather's tap shoes You try so hard but you're a xerox copy You really like you dance You filthy Americans You really like to dance-dance You filthy Americans We landed on the moon before you We dance the dance of moon delight You people try to rape our glory The moon is ours you filthy shit sack You really like you dance You filthy Americans You really like to dance-dance You filthy Americans You think we like shit porn just to sell it to you? You piggy-pigs need your food Here's a spoonful of poo-poo-poop-shit You really like you dance You filthy Americans You really like to dance-dance You filthy Americans You really like you dance You filthy Americans You really like to dance-dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance...
2.
Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals So you want to know z truth The people pee-pee and they poo Just like the doggies in the yard And sexy monkeys in the zoo You see the shiny, bright white ass as you wonder by The sweaty python in you shorts you can not deny Still you try To non not be an animal Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals You look for answers in the book But if only you would like It's a movie santa don't teach in your science class It's a horse with a girl and she takes it in the... Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals Humans are not not animals
3.
Once you take a whiff of the atmosphere You will know that you're in Germany Sticky, slimy room zat we call their tomb Roll out z babies on a cot with brat We have your babies They are dressed in disguise We have your babies We keep them on z side Check your oven for a bun Make sure it is not burning Check the celsius of your convection It is the artifact of erection We have your babies They are dressed in disguise We have your babies We keep them on z side No use for a rain coat We will throw them in z trash Don't bother calling We will be hiding from responsibility You should check your pee
4.
Zis is part of z skidmark memoirs Ziz is part of z skidmark memoirs oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! It's z smell Is it wafting oftward? If it did do you know which way it went? I cannot find it oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! Zis is not part of my fantasy oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho La-la...
5.
You don't know what to say You don't even have a face Go make some pudding Go eat some pudding You don't know what to say You don't even have a face Go make some pudding Go eat some pudding And when you're looking at z recipe You don't even have z ingredients Do you, punk? You don't know what to say You don't even have a face Go make some pudding Go eat some pudding And when you're looking at z recipe You don't even have z ingredients Who turned on z pudding machine? You don't know what to say You don't even have a face Go make some pudding Go eat some pudding And when you're looking at z recipe You don't even have z ingredients Do you, punk? Who turned on z pudding machine? It was me!
6.
Silly Jesus 02:47
Zis song is about someone you may know His name is Jesus, Jesus Christmas Silly Jesus, come down from zat cross Silly Jesus, you are not z boss Yilly Jesus, please forgive my sin Silly Jesus, how do I begin? It's always starting out as a night on z town Soon he dropping trou and boxing dracula Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Dancing Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Prancing Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Dancing Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Prancing You're always turning water into wine You have a problem that you're still denying Drunk and always bragging of your miricles Pull up your pants I don't want to see testicles Silly Jesus, you're too drunk too drive Give me those keys you will not survive Do it again and I will taddle tale You owe me money I will not put up your bail Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Dancing Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Prancing Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Dancing Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Silly Jesus Prancing
7.
She has something she trying to hide It's a place where wieners of the past reside She's got a secret keeping secrets Got a secret keeping screts Got a secret keeping secrets She's got a secret keeping secrets Got a secret keeping screts Got a secret keeping secrets Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! She has stolen your manly fire But the jokes on her coz you left some goo She's got a secret keeping secrets Got a secret keeping screts Got a secret keeping secrets She's got a secret keeping secrets Got a secret keeping screts Got a secret keeping secrets Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Fresh Hot Now listen to me baby I don't even care if you're a hooking You keeping secrets Can't you see I'm down on knee For y-- us? Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Temporary wienerhousen Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
8.
Bigfoot 04:02
Bigfoot!
9.
Hit Ze Wife 03:05
Had a bad day (Hit ze wife) Just found out your dad is gay (Hit ze wife) Hook-job wants you make pay (Hit ze wife) You don't know what to say (Hit ze wife) Acne on your wang (Hit ze wife) Popping when you jack it cumming (ooo, Hit ze wife) Hasslehoff just past away (Hit ze wife) No more heroes left today (Hit ze wife) Oh, because when your dinner is cold You know it's never your fault The answer is always assault Oh, when your ice cream is melting You know you must take a belting Give zat brown eye a good welting Feeling threat of pride (Hit ze wife) Made bad choice on choosing bride (ooo, Hit ze wife) Why your porn you have to hide? (Hit ze wife, hit ze wife) Wonder why our love has died (Hit ze wife) Oh, because when your dinner is cold You know it's never your fault The answer is always assault Oh, when your ice cream is melting You know you must take a belting Give zat brown eye a good welting Tell z doctor (I fell down the stairs) Or tell z police zat (The dog attacked me) Tell your family zat (I slipped in the shower) You're making excuses all z time Hit ze wife Hit ze wife Hit ze wife Hit ze wife Hit ze wife Hit ze wife Hit ze wife Hit ze wife (Butt Funnel does not encourage domestic or international violence)
10.
We are wieners in the moonlight You may tell us to do good will Every song has a meaning Zis one is about your penis We are wieners in the moonlights The shadow it casts will leave you in darkness The only escaping is you must succumb The the fragrance of a boner You sneak up into my bedroom With your stories of KY confessions, infections I don't know what happen when anus attacks But your subliminal boner give me enough of what I'm needing tonight

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released September 28, 2008

All tracks wrote by Butt Funnel
Produced und Engineered by Wolf Hardenhousen
Additional Production on "Hit Ze Wife" by Stanospha
All Songz Taped at Glass Studios in Bonn, Germany
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