The Upward Funnel EP

by Butt Funnel

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1.
Take away their voice Removing any choice Freeing us from them Makes the muffin moist The hanger is not a choice The babies you cannot abort Americans living in sin Killing your unborn kin Out wiz z babies And in wiz z unprotected johnson In wiz z party And inpeach z Lyndon Johnson Abortion is so bad Tell zis to your dad If he does not comply You shoot him in z eye Bleach is not a choice! Turkey basters are not toys Americans living in sin Killing your unborn kin Out wiz z babies And in wiz z unprotected johnson In wiz z party And inpeach z Lyndon Johnson Out wiz z babies And in wiz z unprotected johnson In wiz z party And inpeach z Lyndon Johnson Out wiz z babies And in wiz z unprotected johnson In wiz z party And inpeach z Lyndon Johnson
2.
Am I to blame for wanting to know my penis better? It's wrong what they say Man's best friend is not an irish setter I pretend zat I am Spider-man Shooting out my web into a kleenex Please Mr. Penis don't put up a fight I'm going to smack you and I'll whack you and I'll ask you please don't dribble on z floor I think I'm alone now Z beating in my pants is z only sound So I play wiz my bone now And pray zat no one hears all my private sounds Looks at the gays Zay know how to romance up your bratwurst I'm not all for their ways But truth is z pig inside z blanket The climax will not bring you any harm Gripping tightly on to the third arm Wearing your grandma's dress and her lipstick will not guarantee your freedom in the family tree to be a highlander I think I'm alone now Z beating in my pants is z only sound So I play wiz my bone now And pray zat no one hears all my private sounds Thank god I'm at home now The taxi driver didn't like my purple crown I'm on z cell phone now Dialing up the butcher who sells meat by z pound (did we run out of sample?) (It's fine, z American wont notice) (yeah, but tempo is not same) I pretend zat I am Spider-man Shooting out my web into a kleenex Please Mr. Penis don't put up a fight I'm going to smack you and I'll whack you and I'll ask you please don't shoot into my eye I think I'm alone now Z beating in my pants is z only sound So I play wiz my bone now And pray zat no one hears all my private sounds Thank god I'm at home now The taxi driver didn't like my purple crown I'm on z cell phone now Dialing up the butcher who sells meat by z pound I think I'm alone now Z beating in my pants is z only sound So I play wiz my bone now And pray zat no one hears all my private sounds Thank god I'm at home now The taxi driver didn't like my purple crown I'm on z cell phone now Dialing up the butcher who sells meat by z pound
3.
Kano Sub-Zero Liu Kangs Sonya Kenny Chesneys Billy Dee Williams Da Brat MORTAL KOMBATS! Raiden Scorpion Johnny Cage Arsenio Halls Wilford Brimley John McCain Sarah Palin Mortal Kombats! People of the sun Show me what you want Be ready for me on your knees People of the sun Show me what you want Be ready for me on your knees
4.
Zis is part of z skidmark memoirs Ziz is part of z skidmark memoirs oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! It's z smell Is it wafting oftward? If it did do you know which way it went? I cannot find it oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! oh-ho-ho MEMOIRS! Zis is not part of my fantasy oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho oh-ho-ho La-la...

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released September 28, 2008

Tracks 1 und 4 wrote by Butt Funnel
Track 2 music by Weird Al, lyric by Butt Funnel
Track 3 wrote by Well Hung Warriors

Produced und Engineered by Wolf Hardenhousen
All Songz Taped at Glass Studios in Bonn, Germany
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