Am I to blame for wanting to know my penis better?
It's wrong what they say
Man's best friend is not an irish setter
I pretend zat I am Spider-man
Shooting out my web into a kleenex
Please Mr. Penis don't put up a fight
I'm going to smack you and I'll whack you and I'll ask you please don't dribble on z floor
I think I'm alone now
Z beating in my pants is z only sound
So I play wiz my bone now
And pray zat no one hears all my private sounds
Looks at the gays
Zay know how to romance up your bratwurst
I'm not all for their ways
But truth is z pig inside z blanket
The climax will not bring you any harm
Gripping tightly on to the third arm
Wearing your grandma's dress and her lipstick will not guarantee your freedom in the family tree to be a highlander
I think I'm alone now
Z beating in my pants is z only sound
So I play wiz my bone now
And pray zat no one hears all my private sounds
Thank god I'm at home now
The taxi driver didn't like my purple crown
I'm on z cell phone now
Dialing up the butcher who sells meat by z pound
(did we run out of sample?)
(It's fine, z American wont notice)
(yeah, but tempo is not same)
I pretend zat I am Spider-man
Shooting out my web into a kleenex
Please Mr. Penis don't put up a fight
I'm going to smack you and I'll whack you and I'll ask you please don't shoot into my eye
I think I'm alone now
Z beating in my pants is z only sound
So I play wiz my bone now
And pray zat no one hears all my private sounds
Thank god I'm at home now
The taxi driver didn't like my purple crown
I'm on z cell phone now
Dialing up the butcher who sells meat by z pound
I think I'm alone now
Z beating in my pants is z only sound
So I play wiz my bone now
And pray zat no one hears all my private sounds
Thank god I'm at home now
The taxi driver didn't like my purple crown
I'm on z cell phone now
Dialing up the butcher who sells meat by z pound
credits
from The Upward Funnel EP,
released September 28, 2008
Music wrote by Wierd Als, lyric by Butt Funnel
Produced und Engineered by Wolf Hardenhousen
Taped at Glass Studios in Bonn, Germany
www.buttfunnel.com
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