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We make the music you are liking fuck
You have your Justin Timberlake and your Beyonce
You've stolen all of our panache
And your grandfather's tap shoes
You try so hard but you're a xerox copy
You really like you dance
You filthy Americans
You really like to dance-dance
You filthy Americans
We landed on the moon before you
We dance the dance of moon delight
You people try to rape our glory
The moon is ours you filthy shit sack
You really like you dance
You filthy Americans
You really like to dance-dance
You filthy Americans
You think we like shit porn just to sell it to you?
You piggy-pigs need your food
Here's a spoonful of poo-poo-poop-shit
You really like you dance
You filthy Americans
You really like to dance-dance
You filthy Americans
You really like you dance
You filthy Americans
You really like to dance-dance
dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance dance...
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Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
So you want to know z truth
The people pee-pee and they poo
Just like the doggies in the yard
And sexy monkeys in the zoo
You see the shiny, bright white ass as you wonder by
The sweaty python in you shorts you can not deny
Still you try
To non not be an animal
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
You look for answers in the book
But if only you would like
It's a movie santa don't teach in your science class
It's a horse with a girl and she takes it in the...
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
Humans are not not animals
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3. |
We Have Your Babies
03:13
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Once you take a whiff of the atmosphere
You will know that you're in Germany
Sticky, slimy room zat we call their tomb
Roll out z babies on a cot with brat
We have your babies
They are dressed in disguise
We have your babies
We keep them on z side
Check your oven for a bun
Make sure it is not burning
Check the celsius of your convection
It is the artifact of erection
We have your babies
They are dressed in disguise
We have your babies
We keep them on z side
No use for a rain coat
We will throw them in z trash
Don't bother calling
We will be hiding from responsibility
You should check your pee
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4. |
The Skidmark Memoirs
03:35
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Zis is part of z skidmark memoirs
Ziz is part of z skidmark memoirs
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
It's z smell
Is it wafting oftward?
If it did do you know which way it went?
I cannot find it
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
oh-ho-ho
MEMOIRS!
Zis is not part of my fantasy
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
oh-ho-ho
La-la...
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You don't know what to say
You don't even have a face
Go make some pudding
Go eat some pudding
You don't know what to say
You don't even have a face
Go make some pudding
Go eat some pudding
And when you're looking at z recipe
You don't even have z ingredients
Do you, punk?
You don't know what to say
You don't even have a face
Go make some pudding
Go eat some pudding
And when you're looking at z recipe
You don't even have z ingredients
Who turned on z pudding machine?
You don't know what to say
You don't even have a face
Go make some pudding
Go eat some pudding
And when you're looking at z recipe
You don't even have z ingredients
Do you, punk?
Who turned on z pudding machine?
It was me!
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6. |
Silly Jesus
02:47
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Zis song is about someone you may know
His name is Jesus, Jesus Christmas
Silly Jesus, come down from zat cross
Silly Jesus, you are not z boss
Yilly Jesus, please forgive my sin
Silly Jesus, how do I begin?
It's always starting out as a night on z town
Soon he dropping trou and boxing dracula
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
You're always turning water into wine
You have a problem that you're still denying
Drunk and always bragging of your miricles
Pull up your pants
I don't want to see testicles
Silly Jesus, you're too drunk too drive
Give me those keys you will not survive
Do it again and I will taddle tale
You owe me money
I will not put up your bail
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Dancing
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Silly Jesus
Prancing
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7. |
Temporary Wienerhousen
03:59
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She has something she trying to hide
It's a place where wieners of the past reside
She's got a secret keeping secrets
Got a secret keeping screts
Got a secret keeping secrets
She's got a secret keeping secrets
Got a secret keeping screts
Got a secret keeping secrets
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
She has stolen your manly fire
But the jokes on her coz you left some goo
She's got a secret keeping secrets
Got a secret keeping screts
Got a secret keeping secrets
She's got a secret keeping secrets
Got a secret keeping screts
Got a secret keeping secrets
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Fresh
Hot
Now listen to me baby
I don't even care if you're a hooking
You keeping secrets
Can't you see I'm down on knee
For y-- us?
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Temporary wienerhousen
Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
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8. |
Bigfoot
04:02
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Bigfoot!
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9. |
Hit Ze Wife
03:05
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Had a bad day
(Hit ze wife)
Just found out your dad is gay
(Hit ze wife)
Hook-job wants you make pay
(Hit ze wife)
You don't know what to say
(Hit ze wife)
Acne on your wang
(Hit ze wife)
Popping when you jack it cumming
(ooo, Hit ze wife)
Hasslehoff just past away
(Hit ze wife)
No more heroes left today
(Hit ze wife)
Oh, because when your dinner is cold
You know it's never your fault
The answer is always assault
Oh, when your ice cream is melting
You know you must take a belting
Give zat brown eye a good welting
Feeling threat of pride
(Hit ze wife)
Made bad choice on choosing bride
(ooo, Hit ze wife)
Why your porn you have to hide?
(Hit ze wife, hit ze wife)
Wonder why our love has died
(Hit ze wife)
Oh, because when your dinner is cold
You know it's never your fault
The answer is always assault
Oh, when your ice cream is melting
You know you must take a belting
Give zat brown eye a good welting
Tell z doctor
(I fell down the stairs)
Or tell z police zat
(The dog attacked me)
Tell your family zat
(I slipped in the shower)
You're making excuses all z time
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
Hit ze wife
(Butt Funnel does not encourage domestic or international violence)
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10. |
Wieners In The Moonlight
04:52
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We are wieners in the moonlight
You may tell us to do good will
Every song has a meaning
Zis one is about your penis
We are wieners in the moonlights
The shadow it casts will leave you in darkness
The only escaping is you must succumb
The the fragrance of a boner
You sneak up into my bedroom
With your stories of KY confessions, infections
I don't know what happen when anus attacks
But your subliminal boner give me enough of what I'm needing tonight
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