3½" Floppy (Showzen Edition)

by Butt Funnel

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--SHOWZEN EDITION INCLUDEZ 3 BONUS TRACKS--

--ZIS CAN ONLY BE OBTAINED BY Z PURCHASE OF Z
--FLOPPY DISKETTE ($3) AT Z FOLLOWING SHOWZENS:

-Friday, July 13th @ The Kryptonite in Rockford, IL
-Friday, July 27th @ High Noon Saloon in Madison, WI

(sorry, the name-your-price deal has ended - please navigate to the regular 3½" Floppy version for purchase)

Visit www.facebook.com/buttfunnel and go to Events for details.

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released July 27, 2012

Produced und Engineered by Wolf Hardenhousen
Assisted Engineering by Mitch Fuchs-Muckenfuss

Butt Funnel is:
Fritz Bumskwurtz: Boom-boom Strings
Hans Franzschwanz: Boom-booms
Ingwer Hodensack: Ivory Tickler
Dirk Panache: Voakals, Gitars
Stanoshpha: Voakals, Gitars, Pudding Machine
Zastovia: Voakals

Besonderer Dank gilt den Projection People. Und den Freaks auf der Hung-Low Bar & Grill. Auch wir werden danken Frau Johnson und die andere Frau Johnson. Wir lieben Frau Johnson eine ganze Menge. Alles Gute zum Tanzen! Gehe Tanz und super Zug!

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Track Name: Tomaters
Y'every time your wife picking taters
Track Name: BFF
When I'm taking you to lunch
You making order on poo-poo platter
We both really loving horses A LOT!
Common interests make not matter
When we loving Opa's big beef batter

Our friction is electic
Our friendship is eccentric
Your friendship means a lot to me now

You silly Americans
You scream "sausage fest" like it is bad thing
German boys like jumping with ze wurst rope A LOT!

Our friction is electic
Our friendship is eccentric
Your friendship means a lot to me now
Track Name: Pizza Party
Oh please gimme zis one wish
I want to have some of your deep dish, yeah
No choppingz toppingz
There ain't no stoppingz
But your pizza I will be popping, yeah

PIZZA! PARTY!!!

Triple decker! It's very good!
Extra sausage! This is understood!
Stuffed crust! It's very nice!
You will die if you eat the last slice!

PIZZA! PARTY!!!
Track Name: Pixelated Pubic Dressing
Booted up mein Rocketmail™
Then I see significant .jpg
42 kilobytes, it should only take 14 minutes to downloadz
What I see brings tears to eyes,
Ze tip like tropical treetop
Sunshine on ze base
I can see ze face of painter Roland Jungtorius

Pixelated Pubic Dresing,
Penis forest camping voyage,
Sandcastle scrotum village
You giving me such a great gift when you drew my...

...penis, I almost cried,
Did you use thin brush?
Did you use spray feature?
When I seen zis, brings tears to eyes
I can see Thor's helmet
Make not use ze undo feature

Where did you get MS Paints?
Yermany still only use Sketchpad,
on six floppy disks, boot it up at night it will be ready by morning
You are such very good friend
You would only do zis for me,
Wait a minute! What is zis? Off in ze mist...you also drew Heinreich's sister?!?!

Pixelated Pubic Dresing,
Penis forest camping voyage,
Sandcastle scrotum village
You giving me such a great gift when you drew my...

...penis, I almost cried,
Did you use thin brush?
Did you use spray feature?
When I seen zis, brings tears to eyes
I can see Thor's helmet
Make not use ze undo feature

Penis,
Penis,
Penis,
I can see Thor's helmet, make not use ze undo feature
Track Name: Brown Kite (Alley Tonight)
I'm going to sneak into your alley tonight
I hope I fit because your alley seems tight
I promise zis time not to fly my brown kite
I'm coming quickly so don't put up no fight

WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT
FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!
WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT
FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!
WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT
FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!
WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT
FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!

Your plank is creaking on ze poop deck tonight
I sneak a peak because ze timing seems right
Your big brown flag is flapping to my delight
But your dirty pilgim sure did give me a fright

WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT
FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!
WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT
FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!
WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT
FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!
WIPE-WIPE FROM ZE BACK AND TO ZE FRONT
FLY YOUR BROWN KITE!
Track Name: Jump, Dance, & Super Train
It pretty hard to tell ze world hows I feels
About ze joy of listening to Catherine Wheels
They made me hard but I cannot express myself through dirty zex
I think I find something else

Express yourself with...

Express yourself with...
Jump
Dance
and SuperTrain

Ferment came out in '92 and where were you?
Listening to ze Chieftens und ze Sister Souljah whiles you screw
You came around when Chrome came out in '93
Rob Dickenson makes pants so tight with melody

Express yourself with...
Jump
Dance
and SuperTrain

Rob Dickenson was key figure in civil rights movement
And ran ze underground railroad
Ze name Catherine Wheel comes from Katharine Hepburn and Wheel of Fortunes
Zay invented ze concept tools of FX pedals
und zay also invented ze world's first suppository... anal

Jump
Dance
and SuperTrain
Track Name: My Mutter's Butter
Out of ze jelly
No essentila oils
Can't find ze syrup
Where is all ze dial soaps?

No astro glide
No shower gel
No whip topping from ze Hy-Vee
In this time of desperation
I must take some liberties

I stole ze butter
From my mutter
She came in screaming as I was creaming
She kicked me out
I will be leaving
But I'll be taking
Ze butter with me

I am sorry, mom
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to steal
I never meant to goo you

Living in a park
Sitting on a bench
In ze back of an empty Burger King
But ze dumpster has french toast stick
And sometimes even onion rings

And I'm homeless now
But at least I have ze butter with me

II stole ze butter
From my mutter
She came in screaming as I was creaming
She kicked me out
I will be leaving
But I'll be taking
Ze butter with me

And I'm homeless now
But at least I have ze butter with me
Track Name: Pube On Z Dancefloor
Dressed up at ze high school dance
Request my favorite song by Amy Grants
I meet a girl with big sweaty hands
She took ze lead and we started to dance
She looked into my eyes
And grabbed me by ze tie
And said she wanting to kissing me
But then ze chaperons ran in screaming
And then the sprinkler system went off
WHAT HAPPENED?

I guess zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Someone said zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Apparently zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Und Mitch said zey found a pube on z dancefloor

I tried to tell them it wasn't my pube
Their accusations were not true
That girl with ze big sweat hands
She never called me again
I got depressed and I dropped out of high school
And my friends stopped taking to me
Ze fucking pube, it ruined my life
Now I don't believe in god and I carry a knife

Rumor has it theres a pube on z dancefloor
I'm sure zey found a pube on z dancefloor
I bet zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Zey speculate zey found a pube on z dancefloor

I know zey found a pube on z dancefloor
Ze janitor found a pube on z dancefloor
Sometimes zay find z pube on z dancefloor
Without a doubt they found a pube on z dancefloor
Track Name: Bigunz
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba

She has ze largest bed
In ze dark I stumble and I bump my head
Now she pulls out a flashlight from my big sticky room
Now I'm diving head-first into ze bottomless hole

Bigunz are ze answer
Secret dirty dancer
Hefty is ze answer
Growing like a cancer

What started a joke has turned into obsession
I have to cross your border to obtain your hidden weapon
Of mass destruction, painful suction
Your bariatric --- cover up your poop shoot
Dirty dozen
---
Bake me in your XL oven
---
I'll have a second helping so your bigunz you should pardon

Bigunz are ze answer
Secret dirty dancer
Hefty is ze answer
Growing like a cancer

Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bigunaz are ze best
Bingunz ze bigunz ze baba bingunz ze bigunz ze baba
Track Name: Beef Thermo Meter
Baby let me be your beef thermometer
I can tell you when yous ready
Take your temperature
I put me in your roast when your roast is close to done
Baby call me on ze pager
We can make some fun
Make some fun

Welcome to mein office
Please removing of your pants
It is time for checkup
Time to make ze anus dance
My thermometer is clean
I just rubbed it on some plants
Be glad you make appointment at least three months in advance

Dip it into ze tip of z schwanson
Get it in there good
We be checking of ze meat
We make temperature from heat

Put your legs in ze stirrups on ze bed
My assistant will shave your pubis hair
Put your legs in ze stirrups on ze bed
My assistant will shave your pubis hair

We be checking on ze meat
We take temperatures from heat
We be checking on ze meat ze meat ze meat yeah

COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Track Name: Procrasterbate
I need to do ze work
I need to get zings done
I find it hard to do
Zers zomething else more fun

Wait, don't wait
Procrasterbate

I need to pay ze bills
I need to mow ze lawn
I need to brush z teeth
But there is something wrong

Wait, don't wait
Procrasterbate

It did not take too long
You see we have more song
It not too hard to do
Oh no, it time again

We wait, don't wait
Procrasterbate
Track Name: Pretty Much Men (Bonus Track)
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Track Name: Rocket 2 Rectum (Bonus Track)
Ooo
Have you seen my rocket?
It tastes just like a candy cane in sun
Ooo
What's that in your pocket?
Be advised we're here to have a little fun

Juice up your boosters
Gripping your rooster

Rocket to rectum go!

Rocket to rectum
It's time to inject 'em
Full thrust is better
When dad wears his sweater

Ooo
Have you seen my rocket?
It's red just like trucks that put out z flame
Ooo
What's that in your pocket?
No one can say zat we are z ones to take blame
Ooo
It's smashes like hammer
(tell me have you see her)
Yeah, we like M.C. Hammer
Ooo
My rocket's too legit
It's too legit
It's too legit
It's too legit to stop... I mean, quit

Juice up your boosters
Gripping your rooster

Call me an I can make it juicing for you
(rocket to rectum, go!)

Juice up your boosters
Gripping your rooster
Juice up your boosters
Gripping your rooster

Rocket to rectum
It's time to inject 'em
Full thrust is better
When dad wears his sweater
Rocket to rectum
It's time to inject 'em
Full thrust is better
When dad wears his sweater
Track Name: Olive Garden Butthole (Bonus Track)
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